UpTheButt

Sep 19
pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

geckoblue:

sounds-of-a-fugitive-mind:

ultrafacts:

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The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Sounds like parents ALWAYS face the same concerns thoughout the generations.

This is going to be our generation as adults

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

geckoblue:

sounds-of-a-fugitive-mind:

ultrafacts:

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The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Sounds like parents ALWAYS face the same concerns thoughout the generations.

This is going to be our generation as adults

Sep 19

gnarly:

Cats stuck in things

Sep 19

quote We had galaxies between us and you still needed space.

— Ten Word Poem (via apositivedisaster)
Sep 19

inories:

Explain to me how my room is always messy if the only thing I do there is sleep

Sep 19

suspend:

eats when im sad, sad when i eat

Sep 19

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

Sep 19

artrich:

which jungles have wi fi so i can move there and start my tribe

Sep 19

janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

Sep 19

nepeter:

oh my god? why not “oh our god”, you selfish prick? unfollowed and blocked

Sep 19

officialunitedstates:

haircutters:  “hey how are you where do you go to school what grade are you in what did you have for breakfast this morning how much money is in your bank account what is your social security number”