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Jul 29
killergoth:

take me here on our first date

killergoth:

take me here on our first date

Jul 29

methimatics:

me at school

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Jul 29

rneerkat:

hey are you a bank because you need to leave me a loan

Jul 29

wifigodz:

awkward in person, funny and social on the internet

Jul 29

tomthebluellama:

hellarat:

madmaninachair:

Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.

Is that a thing people can do?????????

yea 

Jul 29

calliedope:

sheik:

calliedope:

remember when chompy the goat became mayor

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didn’t he eat someone’s pants

he did a lot more than that

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Jul 29

hungarian:

if i don’t talk to myself who will

Jul 29

prevalere:

you know how in some movies the bride/groom calls off the wedding to be with the person they truly love and then they live happily ever after well it’s pretty shitty that the person they were getting married to doesn’t actually get a happy ending but no one seems to care about it to the point that he/she is not even mentioned afterwards as if that person didn’t exist or had feelings at all yeah just a thought

Jul 29

vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

Jul 29
so uh yeah a while ago I shaved half my head and died my hair pink2punkrock4u

so uh yeah a while ago I shaved half my head and died my hair pink
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