UpTheButt

Apr 20

diqqity:

"its just baby fat" i tell myself until im 50

Apr 20

dangering:

My mum said dinner was ready and I went into the kitchen and it wasn’t even ready I’m sick of all these lies, its tearing our family apart

Apr 20
Apr 20
Apr 20

ooh-bite-me:

when your mom walks up behind you while you’re blogging

image

Apr 20

almondmilkpapi:

me and you and our dogs all sleeping together on our king sized bed

Apr 20
Apr 20

disheartens:

seriously why do 12 year olds have to put  that they’re single in their descriptions like yeah of course you’re single YOU’RE hecking 12 LIKE YEAH I’M 12 AND I’M TAKEN LET’S GO ON RAINBOW LOOM MAKING DATES WHILE WATCHING DOG WITH A BLOG 

Apr 20

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

Apr 20

alchemists:

moment of silence for all my wasted potential